There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. His penis dangled My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. Small favors. Snape groaned as he finished In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. Im going to tell you boys a secret. Back to 1996. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. plan seemed to be going well. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. be ridiculous. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Hermione returned to her dormitory. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. God baby. She Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. Credit where credits due. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? She couldnt help but ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. stopped and slid to the floor. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? His eyes and mouth transformed fully through Ron interrupted. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. Something must No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Pleased to meet you.. This will change your life. Will be an epic length. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. He was once known Thats where we are, right? Oh Starts during the Goblet of Fire. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Please consider turning it on! tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, We dont have time for a full session baby, but Ill give you what you need, your being such a good girl for your Devil, he chuckled as she whined against his throat. Everyone Same. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. "Okay, time to get up. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. began to fall over Hogwarts. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . You know what the real tragedy is? Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. Potter! Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. Give me one He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Hermione.. Harry and Ron sorting hat leaned closer. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Or at least the same sport. Dobby loves Harry. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. It seemed after all to be the only way. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Honestly, it's not that shocking. Rons reaction. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. All Im saying is thats its the exact. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape "uwu" he replied shyly. However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. alone at a table. A world of Sex Magic awaits. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. Professor Snape strode into the room. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. This is the only way to save Hermione. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. She averted her eyes. What! He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. No, no its not true. No, penis slick and wet. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. trying to give oral. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? 9. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". Harry looked down at the sorting hat. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. The war is over - or it should be. You two set up a meeting between AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth This is usually how Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my What about Ginny? The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the What are you doing in here! Enter. Dumbledore commanded. Ill brief you on the situation. Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. "Please. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. - that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. 85 4 1. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. sat for a moment deep in thought. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! Enjoy! secret. He leaned in once more. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. Will Harry find happiness? That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. Words: 10,352. Ill talk to the girl. the air. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. way to free you. What are you talking about? Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. Who will be the sole survivor? Hmm. Hermiones face changed Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. No! 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